Adam,
Because you're my brother and I love you, I'm going to tell you something important.
IF YOU FORWARD ME CRAP, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A STICK.
Whenever you get one of those stupid emails that say "OMIGOD this is TRUE!!!" - it isn't. EVER.
Microsoft is not thinking about getting rid of MSN Messenger. Nobody sticks needles under pay phones. Nobody's giving away free IPODs if you click something, and there's no way to track forwarded emails. Chain letters are garbage designed to annoy people. It's called spam, Adam, and you're making the internet a sea of garbage. This is email litter. Cut it out.
If somebody sends you a forward, and you want to believe it is true, go to snopes. This is a website that looks into these sorts of stupid things, and finds out whether they are true or not.
This bullshit you've sent me, is, for example, NOT TRUE. If you look into it, you will discover that it IS true of Yahoo's "Peer-to-Peer" program, which is similar to MSN. Some stupid idiot in England LIED and pretended it is true of MSN, and has managed to convince you and about a million other people who are either too dumb or lazy to look into it and just signed an email petition (which is meaningless, by the way) and forwarded it to everyone they know, pissing a lot of people off. Cut it out.
Honestly - you don't want to piss me off. I'm way older than you, and I can buy alcohol. Think about it.
Sarah
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